Reviews from the things I actually try

Makiri Extra Dry

I definitely is extra dry which I enjoy. It's got a little bit of a floral note coming through at the end. There's a little bit of the bitterness on the tongue as you hold it in your mouth.…

Murrays Stilton

Pretty much taste like your average blue cheese. Maybe a little bit smoother a little bit milder with not quite as much as that sharp flavor that you get from a lot of blue cheese, but it d…

10 Barrel Brewing Co, Pub Beer Logger

Interesting, tastes like a standard beer kind of reminds me of something like a Heineken. It's pretty refreshing, it has the slightest amount of bitterness. Not too much though. I'm going t…

Harmless Harvest. Organic Coconut Water

This is the best coconut water I found, it's sweet and fresh tasting. Tastes like it was freshly squeezed. There's kind of a pink color to it, I'm not sure why that is but it says it's all…

Olaplex No. 4 Bond Maintenance Shampoo

This is a very good shampoo, it was about $30 at Nordstrom and a little bit really goes a long way. So you get a bang for your buck. The feel of my hair is great after using it, silky and s…

This is probably the single most harsh alcoholic beverage I've ever had in my life. It's almost interesting to get just because it's so ridiculous and probably some of the drinking gasoline…

Depson's Mallort Liqueur

I was expecting something way worse than this, so the fact that it's not even the worst liqueur I've ever had is saying something. There's definitely some absent this out there that I've ha…

Jo Malone Myrrh & Tonka

I love tonka but I can't smell much of it in this cologne. I find the scent to be more on the unpleasant side, and the projection doesn't seem that great.

Dior Homme Intense

It has a very powerful vanilla smell right at the beginning. There's also a very powdery smell coming off in the background. 30 minutes in and the smell is definitely fading, I would say it…

Tozai Living Jewel

Very nice, a sweet and floury taste. It also comes in a beautiful cobalt blue bottle which is the best color. Not bad at all. Definitely good for the price. Got it at whole foods. I think i…

Trappistes Rochefort 10 Belgian Ale

This isn't bad, I found the Belgian ales for me. Run anywhere from tolerable to the worst kind of beer I've ever had. This one's on the tolerable side. I think the best I would ever give a…

Angelenos Double Robusto Edición Limitada

The draw is a little bit tight but not terrible. Getting some wood flavor, some hay flavors a little bit of earthiness to it. A little bit of smokiness. Some pencil. Not too much change in…

Bee Works Honey Mount Baker Alpine Flower

Oh good honey. It's got a bit of a tanginess to it. More character than your standard generic grocery store honey. I would get up at 6 out of 10 if a standard grocery store honey is going t…

Tahoma Fuji Nama Genshu Jyunmai Binjo Sake

This tasted more like a white wine than a sake to me. It had a tartness I didn't really like. I hate to give an overly aggressive verdict, but truthfully this is the worst sake I've ever ha…

Whidbey Island Smoked Black Cod

This was very delicious, very strong smoke flavor, one of the most flavorful tinned fish cans I've ever had. My only complaint would be the salt content, you're going to need a lot of water…

Initio Wild Rush

Has a fresh smell. It kind of reminds me of Cool Water. There is a kind of a business vibe to it. 420 price point so it needs to be extraordinary for me to make a purchase. An hour and a ha…

Onyx

The draw is mediocre. Smoke production's okay, getting some dark, dark bitter flavors right off the bat. I'm a big fan of those dark bitter flavors. I'm getting a little bit of a leather an…

My Father

Good draw. Good smoke production. Good cigar construction. Very nice flavor profile. Kind of gives me a baked bread flavor with a little bit of sweetness. Not too much though. Maybe a littl…

Igk Legendary

I got this from Bloomies at the mall. I believe it was around 30 bucks. It's very good. You don't have to use too much of it, so you save a lot of money because even if it's twice as expens…

Blackened Cask Strength

strong , pretty good flavor not super complex but I would get it again probably. 7.2 out of 10