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Cigars

Warped La Colmena Cocoladrillo

7/10

Very nice cigar. Lots of campfire flavors, wood, a bit of caramel and chocolate. If it had a better draw it would be a real gem but even without the perfect draw on the flavors are really v…

Reviewed Sep 5, 2026Read full review
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Cigars

Tatuaje Miami

9/10

Amazing construction, amazing draw. Great flavors immediately hitting you from the very first puff. You don't have to wait for anything to develop with this thing. Getting notes of wood, pl…

Reviewed Sep 4, 2026Read full review
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Cheese

Taleggio

8/10

This is one of those stinkier funky or cheeses. It's got a lot of mold on the outside but that's safe to eat. I imagine some people wouldn't be able to get past the side of it and make us a…

Reviewed Sep 3, 2026Read full review
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Cigars

Illusione Singulare

6/10

The draw's a little bit tight. Not terrible though. I can still smoke it. Fortunately the smoke output is still really good. Starting off with a bunch of Woody notes. A hint of cardboard. L…

Reviewed Sep 2, 2026Read full review
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Beer

Mac And Jack's The Original Amber Ale

7/10

Not actually the original Amber ale as the can states. Not sure how they are justifying that label however, it's a fine. Amber ale. Flavors are not too overstated, smooth and refreshing. Wo…

Reviewed Aug 30, 2026Read full review
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Bourbon

Bullet Bourbon Frontier Whiskey

7/10

I'm drinking it neat, it's got a sweetness to it, a little bit of an aftertaste comes through right after you sip it. It almost seems like it can taste some of the corn but not quite. Overa…

Reviewed Aug 30, 2026Read full review
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Sake

Rihaku Dreamy Clouds

8/10

This is a pretty good sake. It's one of the sweeter cloudy sockies which I normally don't like as much, but this one really doesn't let the sweetness get too bad and the amount of solids th…

Reviewed Aug 29, 2026Read full review
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Scotch

Glendronach 15

7/10

Dry, lots of woodiness, very interesting flavor. Bright. A little bit lacking in depth. For the price you could do better though.

Reviewed Aug 23, 2026Read full review
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Cigars

Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve

8/10

Good construction, great flavor right from the top. Woodiness, leather, fermentation. Motor oil. Off to an amazing start. 20 minutes in still great. Similar flavors as before. Draw and burn…

Reviewed Aug 23, 2026Read full review
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Cigars

Montecristo Classic Rabusto

6/10

Decent dry. Very traditional cigar flavors at the beginning. Getting some cardboard flavors at the beginning. I'm 22 minutes in right now it just still tastes like cardboard. Just a sweeter…

Reviewed Aug 20, 2026Read full review
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Absinthe

Oregon Spirit Absinthe Original

2/10

There was some sort of plastic stopper when I opened this. I'm not really sure what that was for or why it was there. This is super strong and hard to tolerate, like the other absence I had…

Reviewed Aug 20, 2026Read full review
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Cigars

Padron Pb 97

9/10

Construction is good just like all padrons. Very nice velvety flavored smoke. Lots of rich flavors. This is about 40 a bucks a stick, I think it's worth it. In my opinion it's better than t…

Reviewed Aug 15, 2026Read full review
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Cigars

7/10

It's got a very earthy flavor. Earth Earth Earth. About 30 minutes into it, still earthiness is the one note I can really say this has although it's getting more complex and deeper and rich…

Reviewed Aug 12, 2026Read full review
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Perfume

Bergamote 22

7/10

15 minutes in has a nice fresh citrus smell to it. Citrus and fresh cut grass. An hour in, it's not as strong as it was before, but still there. The cut grass smell is a big weaker, the cit…

Reviewed Aug 11, 2026Read full review
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Cigars

Le Labo Lavande 31

6/10

A nice powdery smell. And some flowery smells in there as well but a little bit more silver than the powder smell. 35 minutes in and it's still going pretty strong. An hour in and still ver…

Reviewed Aug 11, 2026Read full review

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